There was always an underlying fear of death, and they didnt live freely. 'Hi, Annabeth! I'm going to be late for the council. She looked at him confused before the sound of a familiar song reached her and she rolled her eyes fondly. I have had enough wedding to last a lifetime!" Alex est harto de la monotona en la que vive y Penny lo nico que quiere es salir a explorar el mundo, sin embargo, un da les es revelada una verdad que pone su mundo de cabeza: sus padres son semidioses, hijos de dioses griegos.A partir de ese momento, Alex y Penny entrarn a una misin en la que debern encontrar a la desaparecida diosa de la magia, Hcate, antes del solsticio de invierno y as evitar que fuerzas oscuras se apoderen del mundo. 'Annabeth!' Percy's POV + I was standing there with the handle on our lawnmower after just finishing mowing the lawn when my wife, Annabeth, wrapped her arms around me. ", ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~, I woke up the next morning to a groan. Goddess of Percabeth 3. .About Percy joins is betrayed and fanfiction chaos. "We're not ready for this!". Aphrodite put as much magic into her voice as she could "Oh that?" Youyou're not thinking of an abortion, are you?" After the war with Gaia, Percy was eighteen, and Annabeth as well. "'Course your not! "Alright, they're covered," I replied with my hands over my eyes. Que existen seres poderosos llamados dioses y que estn emparentados contigo? My dinner could be sitting in there on the table waiting for me. You were the man who proposed to me. ", She smiled that sexy grin of hers and said: "After dinner.". I assured her. The man asked "I do" Percy said. Annabeth was wearing a sexy, red nightgown and wore her hair down her back. Where could it all go wrong? Percabeth One Shots and Headcanons. When Percy meets Aphrodite, she looks like Annabeth, she tells him that she appears as the person they love most. Nightmares are common for demigods, especially those with troubling childhoods like Percy. It's you, you're here!" Babies are smart, Percy has known this since the moment their baby started crawling; he has no doubt she knows Annabeth isnt coming back for another day. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. It's cool!" After that, she took it in her mouth and thrust, slowly. And dancing definitely qualifies as a top-tier form of attention." Percy Jackson Let out a sigh, His back was faced towards the cabins, and he looked straight at the sea, The sea was the one place where he felt at home, he knew his father was keeping the tides calm . 'Annabeth, I never stopped thinking of you. (With the series starting, the first episode begins, and the scenario was: Percy is a heir of a large fortune and industry, and at his mansion, after arriving from a trip, and Percy finds Annabeth in his room, and she (in this world she was the daughter of his father's business rival) wanted to meet him in secret, and the two started having sex, Now she was on top. Jack laughed to himself and moved on. 'Oh, sorry. Annabeth had just left a half hour ago for a conference in Vermont, and their baby is having a difficult time with her mom being so far away. Poseidon just sighed and left. "Love you, seaweed brain." I love you, Perseus Jackson, but right now I kind of wish I had never met you. "And I love you." And he continued speeding up, until she was groaning. Percy and Annabeth fanfiction. Percy Jackson and the Council's Army 7. Until recently I was Annabeth's Chase's boyfriend. Fountains exploded with water, and torches blew to life. They live quite happily and peacefully in Manhattan. There will be lots of cute Percabeth stories starting from when they are 22. He added smirking lopsidedly. When he looked up he saw a pissed off Annabeth rushing towards Sage with a dagger. Once they were both undressed, Percy put a condom on and climbed on top of his new wife. I laid down next to her. Percy and Annabeth have fought in two wars, yet trying to have a child of their own felt harder. "I'll be right back, you two!" You?" After slowing down and making him squirm some more, she sped up, going faster and faster as his urgency overtook her. "You are so sappy," she poked at his sides before winding her arms around his neck and dropping her head to his chest and nestling close to him as much as her bump would allow her. ". If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). They found Annabeth weeping on her bed, and talking to herself "Can't musthave to be together" She was crying so hard, she didn't seem to notice her door creak open. "So, we are just going to do it here in the dining room?" The Titan's Curse. I fake-grumbled. There was a point in both their lives when they thought they werent going to survive past their teenage years. I told you once before, stay away from my daughter. Between work, college. Even though I didn't have much input on the decisions- I wasn't really all that bothered- I was there to help Annabeth with them all when she needed it. Sure. It's all I could think about the last few hours.". Percy and Annabeth are in their twenties, divorced, and yet still have to raise their three year old together. Now you have gone to far, you must be destroyed.' She licked the shaft, making him squirm with need. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. 'Gods, Seaweed Brain! After a while, Zeus and Artemis were convinced that they should put the constellations into the sky. The boy's name was Peeta. Then, they had to deal with the fact that she married Poseidon's son Percy and now they been married for 10 years! About six weeks after our honeymoon, Annabeth whispered something in my ear. I didn't exactly want to mow the lawn, today, so she made me a deal: I mow the lawn and she would bake the lemon-meringue pie for dessert. FREE WRITING. A man made of stars appeared in front of them, dressed like a priest. Maybe, if you're a space alien. (At least that's what my cousin, Jason Grace, told me.) Percy was under the impression they were going out to dinner for their anniversary, but if things went according to Annabeth's plan, they wouldn't be leaving the apartment at all. I made it myself!" All characters except the kids belong to Rick Riordan! Hi. Even if it's something as simple as a Thanksgiving tradition. Percy and Annabeth were in heaven. 20 Best Percy and Annabeth Fanfictions 1. I sat there at the table, resting my head on my hand as I watched the entryway to the dining room. Perseus is raised by the Hunters of Artemis. Hestia's Olympic Torch is missing and she asks Percy and Annabeth to help find it. The whole crowd roared as we walked into the room, holding hands and beaming at each other. Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan, Nico di Angelo & Jason Grace & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo & Jason Grace & Thalia Grace & Percy Jackson & Hazel Levesque, Magnus Chase & Percy Jackson & Carter Kane, Annabeth Chase & Nico di Angelo & Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan Demigod Universe | Riordanverse, Children of the Big Three (Percy Jackson). Suddenly, the starry room around them burst to life. They had slipped away during the after party to his cabin to celebrate. This work could have adult content. It was curfew. Enjoy. Instead it will be Perseus and Thalia. Angst, and more. We were twenty, and we now shared a cabin. But, before the couple went out to plan the wedding, a tall, gray eyed woman appeared. It has a great start, true to the feel of Riordan himself. And-uh' He sat there, groping around , as if looking for something. She has started thismonstrosity and she MUST end it'. "We'll see about that!" Says Percy. I muttered. ', Percy sighed then throwed a whiney three year old tantrum, 'But I love Annabeth! She smiled as Percy then placed his hand on the zipper of her dress and pulled it down, revealing her sexy blue lingerie. Her skin twinkled, as if someone had sprinkled glitter on it. Tonight was our honeymoon. Now we sat in the Poseidon cabin, arguing with each other. "Watch out, Annabeth," he said quietly. She knew. Something high in water content? Annabeth looked around, and saw that they were standing in the stars, and she was dressed in a sparkling dark blue dress, had golden braids in her hair, and a beautiful necklace with an owl on it. "Your welcome," I replied. We were newlyweds. She turned pink. Annabeth turned then her eyes widened. Percy and Annabeth take their daughter to her first trick-or-treating, accompanied with Sally, Paul, and Estelle. Your son has done it. I had recently changed my title from being Annabeth's boyfriend to being her fiancee and until this morning I really couldn't have been happier. Reyna and Thalia go to Percabeth's wedding, and there was Only One Bed. None of the characters belong to me. Remember to keep voting and commenting! Where could it all go wrong? Instead of letting that happen, she bit him sharply and put her hands on his hips as if to say "No. Multi-chapter. That's what happened to Percy and Annabeth. After playfully fighting over the last meatball, I set down my fork. He stopped thrusting and gave her some time to catch her breath. "See SeaWeed Brain?" What would you like? Now, I know what you're thinking: What the hell? It's what people expected, wasn't it? "and do you, Annabeth Chase, take Percy Jackson as your husband?" Not everyone sees how hard she works for her success, and she's okay with that - the less questions, the better. I asked hesitantly. But before Athena could blast Percy to porkchop, Poseidon emerged from the sea and said, 'Athena, do not harm my son. When had that even been? She ate about seven entire clusters of stalks. I had never broken up with Annabeth. I leaned back in the chair and waited for Annabeth to walk into the dining room. "I was thinking we should do something special," leaning down from his hands and knees above her to kiss her. I stared back into those eyes and that grin. She leaned over the table and kissed me. He never wanted to be reborn with memories of his previous life. "Percy, you were the boy I loved at Camp Half-Blood. She hated it, because she couldnt stop thinking about it, the contempt in her daughters eyes in their last conversation. I tried hard not to blush or anything, but hey. Percy ran across the room to her, bent down, and smiled, Annabeth looked between her fingers, gasped, and flung herself at Percy, tackling him with a hug and kissing him. night, weapon, pressure. I am not wrong. She knew what I liked and what I wanted. You were the boy I first kissed. I ran down the stairs only to see Percy staring at a piece of paper. "My legs are super strong!" He boasts. STwDR:LEONARDO DI CAPRIO FINALLY WON AN OSCAR!!!! "Let's get into it.". Finally, some sperm came out of him and she groaned, not ready for tiny things forcing their way to her uterus. Fanfiction Percy and Annabeth, the "it" couple of Camp Half-Blood, famous heros are now beginning their future together! A foot massage here or there because they hurt from walking around in dress shops all day? It's only logical. Dont turn that thing on! She wasn't crying anymore. Percy Jackson Fanfic by StarPlatinum_ with 1,297 reads. Luke was willing to go to Tartarus for what he did. ", She smiled and practically threw herself at me. Annabeth is the architect of Olympus and the former head counselor of Athena's cabin. She asked as Percy threw their clothes to the ground. "What's wrong with the dining room? Solengelo,Percabeth and Chrisse:Father's Day shorts, Demigods Halloween Party:Never Have I Ever, Percabeth: Much Needed Comfort (Percabeth week), Percabeth:A Month and Then A Week(Percabeth week), Percabeth:#Thegirlfiendtag(Percabeth week! At around 12:00 PM, everyone was gone, so we drove home. 'Show me my beloved Annabeth Chase' The mist showed Annabeth in the Empire State building, wearing jeans and a blouse. They two girls,one boy and is pregnant with one right now! The Lightning Thief That is my baby in there, too, you know!" (Sup. So why would their kid(s) birth be? If you proceed you have agreed that you are willing to see such content. He smiled and kissed her more. A Pirates Life for Me 8. Think of the stuff we've been doing at night, Percy! It was pretty true. I didn't know all of the details of what happened to her that night- Thalia kept everything a big secret- but I did know that Piper had promised I would eventually see the results of their excursion and would definitely appreciate it. I set Annabeth on our bed. We were at the Big House, and Chiron was giving Annabeth an ultrasound. They only stopped when Aphrodite hummed "Kissing in a tree" loudly. They live quite happily and peacefully in Manhattan.Or do they?Every friday Percy goes out to have some fun with his friends and every time he ends up with this handsome blonde god. Annabeth asked what they were doing there, and Percy and Aphrodite explained the plan, Annabeth listened, wide-eyed, while holding hands with Percy. We're having a baby." Poseiden came in looking at me. "Dad," I groaned, "Annabeth's the best! How can we do it without the other gods finding out," he shivered " I don't even think about what Athena might do if she found out" Aphrodite frowned, "I thought after all these years, you've learned what the Mist can do." It was almost as chaotic as fighting the titans." She gave me a small kiss and stood up. You were the boy who I fist slapped. Percy and Annabeth are 20. Well, he was kind of wrong. Then she slapped him in the face. She dropped down to his waist, and kissed straight down in a line to his head. That was actually a lemon-meringue pie with blue food coloring, of course. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Annabeth opened the box and gasped. What? he asks frantically, spinning around to face her. Which may have been true. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! It was done. Like many satyrs, Grover aspired to be a Searcher, one . thanksgiving, wilderness, drama. She walked over to the cabinet and got out two plates, two forks and a steak knife. This time, she was also thrusting, faster than him, as he had been doing it a while, anxious to make the sperm start. She started. After saving Olympus from Kronos, Percy finally thought that his life with his family, the girl of his dreams and his friends would be nice. The bride would be the one freaking out, crying so much she needed her makeup and hairdo redone while the groom just stood at the altar waiting to catch that first glimpse of his bride. Old feelings don't just go away. "Sorry, Wise Girl. We walked into the front door and through the living room to the dining room. You asked for attention! Said Percy, staring, open-mouthed, at the church. Our DJ, Travis, was pretty good, but he and Connor almost ruined the entire wedding. In a loud, clear, thundering voice she announced, 'Perseus Jackson, I do not approve of this marriage. Throughout all series, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase have shown many romantic feelings for each other, mainly in The Last Olympian and The Battle of the Labyrinth, though Annabeth shows it more than Percy, and Percy just thinks about it instead. Theyre still kids now. It isn't fair.' "No, I love it!" Maybe I should start this from the beginning. Illogical and Stupid 5. When I approached her, she looked me in the eye, and she said goodbye. My feet are so swollen I bet they dont fit in any of my shoes, or even in yours, for that matter, and I cant even see them, since my bellys the size of a balloon because of the human being growing inside of me. It was curfew. or, the percy and annabeth fanfic no one asked for. Annabeth quickly got up "Oh godsI'm sorry Percy" She didn't get the chance to say more, because Percy leaned in on her and kissed her. 'Annabeth,' he thought 'we'll get through this. (This is Part 1), tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson) Spoilers, Fucking one Lover Thinking About the Other. We were newlyweds. He's married to Annabeth, they have two beautiful children, a girl and a boy. She "accidentally" let one of the straps fall off her shoulder. I took his hand and pulled him for a kiss. As well as the fact several of us heard you come into the main room late last night." Annabeth wasn't the greatest cook, but she could make one Hades of a lemon-meringue pie. Set in the canonical demigod world, and as in character as possible. You were the boy who I first dated. "Percy, I'll be a terrible mother!" The ipad she was previously sketching on now lays beside her legs, the stylus pen she was using near her feet. We ran to my cabin, me carrying her in my arms. "Well, Annabeth Jackson," he said, savoring her last name. "Is it ready?" or dancing with his best friend in their living room might sound like the best way to be stuck forever to Percy. We must make measures without destroying our children', After some intense arguing Athena agreed to not blast Percy off the face of the earth, (for now) -she turned to Annabeth-'Come with me, my daughter. Annabeth asked from under him, the night of their wedding. October 3, 2020. Percy, one of the most important things you will learn in life is to not hide love, just because you're afraid. I set Annabeth on our bed. Other Couples Mentioned! Heroes of Olympus takes place ten years after The Last Olympian, and Annabeth is looking for her missing husband. The Heroes of Good and Evil 6. she asked. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). She giggled, pointing. ButI don't know who I am these days!". But the sharks are kind of creeping me out. She gasped and broke away from his mouth. (part 2). Had she snapped at her employees at her building design company? Work Search: "Oh, yes you are!" Please consider turning it on! Besides, I had always been able to calm her down. As new challenges arrives in future dangers, Percy soon finds out that his powers are not the only traits he inherited from his father. relationships with his friends and family come to light, as do his feelings on it. No dirty talk around the baby, he interrupts her, but, assuming by the look on her stormy eyes, maybe he shouldnt have. His baby wails and throws her head back dramatically, chubby legs kicking and arms waving in the direction of the apartment door. 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Athena's shock turned to rage, shaking her fist at the sky and yelling. Zeus and Artemis looked very confused, as if they were struggling to remember something important. He replied, kissing her. No problem. They put their hands out in front of them and held them. Annabeth and Percy walked down the aisle, holding hands, and took their places, after a few minutes, they heard Aphrodite giggling behind them, "look at them, down there!" Annabeth pulled away and looked into my eyes again. "Do you, Percy Jackson, take Annabeth Chase as your wife?" And she isnt taking that well, hence the tantrum. Contents 1 History The small villa on one of the Greek Islands had been Annabeth's idea. # annabethchase # cute # fanfiction # future # hoo # percabeth # percyjackson # pjo # rickriordan 6) My Wedding Day Part Two Then after a couple of seconds, he maneuvered her legs apart. We were twenty, and we now shared a cabin. ", "Nothing," I said sharply. After getting married at 19, Annabeth is pregnant at 21. "Come, my little bride. So yeah. "Wow!" Suddenly the three of them were up high in the sky, even above the highest clouds, Annabeth screamed, Percy panicked and started running with a nauseous expression on his face. Not literally heaven, they hadn't died, although they were so tired they felt like they could have been. I added them all on at once, and I hope you like it. When Percy and Annabeth got married her mother hated that she married Poseidon's son Percy! Artemis Hunt is a worker in a coffee shop, a babysitter and an actress- in work. I would never even think of doing that! "It can work on gods too, in large amounts" Aphrodite explained, "all we have to do is find Annabeth and put both of your minds into your constellations.". No! I heard her set something on the table in front of me and felt her put her arms around my neck. I sat down at my spot and Annabeth sat at hers right across from mine. There was only one plate on the table and two wine glasses filled with the deep purple liquid. And never speak to him,'-she pointed a finger to Percy-'again.'. Their wedding is in eight months! Deep breath. Men hate the cake tastings and tuxedo fittings and deciding whether to have salmon or chicken as a main course. I had wanted to go into this cool and collected. I hope you enjoy them! "ENDING THE LITTLE ASSHOLE'S LIFE YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Annabeth slashed at him which Percy easily blocked and . Percy becomes nervous after Annabeth tells him that she may want to become a Hunter of Artemis one day. To. Part 2, Addicted to a You Punk Percy/Girly Annabeth. Quickly, as fast as she could, Aphrodite summoned all the Mist she could find, and placed it on the constellations. Here's what happened: Travis and Connor were drinking a LOT of beer. I hope you enjoy them! Not a Poseidon cabin, nor an Athena one, but a Poseidon and Athena cabin we shared. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. She didn't think anything of it. I put my arms around her and we kissed, right there in the front lawn of our little suburban home in New York. You're eating for two now. Of Drugs and Love 12. "What! "But just one more kiss. Aosh Hatchi's Guide to Writing Fan Fiction. I love you so much. I trusted her to do whatever she thought was best. How do you want to do that?" Until recently I was Annabeth's Chase's boyfriend. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). She kissed him, inflaming his passion so he thrust faster. She heard him murmur "Ok, Wise Girl. Percy has everything he's ever dreamed of. Wow you're so hot.' Pompeii fell to fire and brimstone, the consequences of a volcano. I stared at him, and suddenly understood one of the reasons Travis was acting all wierd- he had just proposed! Takes place before The Lost Hero and after The Last Olympian. She giggled, "that's nothing, it all look the same to me!" And we had an excellent, romantic night. And she knew. That's horrible! Completed annabeth percabethfanfiction heroesofolympus +2 more # 7 Annabeth Chase and the Avengers by Tiana 132K 2.8K 41 I knew she was right. Guilt immediately flooded me; I should have protected her. Then I semi-recovered and asked, "Why do you think that? I've been away for like, ten months and you forget what I look like?!' It's just that you look so different. It's what you saw on the movies. "Yes we do. "Percy," Annabeth whispered in my ear. I'm not going to do anything to draw you in, other than tell you that I think that it's ok, so my friends, i What are you doing, stripping me, Perseus Jackson?" Percy smiled at her. Perseus Achilles Jackson was the first born son of Kronos, but his mother wasn't Rhea. Katie. Percy has everything he's ever dreamed of. It's not fun to have a drunk DJ. I hope you liked the last chapter! Harry Potter and Percy Jackson. After exchanging his work clothes for a regular pair of sweatpants, he crosses the room to turn on the space heater plugged into the wall, but he jumps away when Annabeth cries out, No!. "I don't believe so. Her grey eyes are blown wide as she shakes her head from side to side. Ever wanted to know what happened behind the scenes or in the minds of the other demigods or even what happened to them after the wars, well if that is what you had in mind here is a fanfiction for you. Annabeth has always wanted to build something permanent. Poseidon looked shocked, nervous, but then he looked at how happy Percy was and started clapping. You were the boy who stood by me. Of course. If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again. Even our lips were pressed firm, like one. Getting married has the feeling of surrealism, Annabeth thinks. She was crying against my shirt, soaking it. It was all worth it and it was all okay, because I knew Annabeth was doing all of it to make the big day, our big day, absolutely perfect. Will you be mine?'. Nationwide, if he wasn't misremembering it. Type username to filter posts in this community, By logging in to LiveJournal using a third-party service you accept LiveJournal's User agreement, Title: Portals of Discovery Author: greenconverses Written for: luvscharlie Rating: PG Characters/Ships: Jason/Rachel, Title: Breaking the Rules Author: saturninepen Written for: aimmyarrowshigh Rating: PG Characters/Ships: Rachel/Nico, Title: Worth the wait Author: justjess2715 Written for: asuka_roses Rating: PG Characters/Ships: Reyna/ Leo, Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal, fic: Portals of Discovery [Jason/Rachel, PG], fic: Breaking the Rules [Rachel/Nico, PG]. He was smart, like her, and he could control bodies of water, like Percy. Percy Jackson Fanfic by StarPlatinum_ with 1,908 reads. Qu pasara si un da descubrieras que todo lo que sabes de tu familia es una mentira? Kids who are receiving what many Greek half-bloods didnt get to have. Annabeth and Percy- Ruined Wedding- Chapter 2. posted by SmartGirl6542 Pain swelled up in my head, but only one thought overwhelmed me: Annabeth was gone. I should have been standing around passing time laughing with the guys, avoiding Athena and Annabeth's dad and checking yet again if Grover had the ring. asked Annabeth "Why, to attract some godly attention, of course!" from the story What happens next? I haven't been to a wedding in forever so sorry if the order's wrong!! Poseidon sighed, 'Please, Perseus. I can't stay and keep your mouth shut', Percy still whined. Aphrodite smiled at Percy, then she told him her idea, Percy's eyes widened even more." Contarn con la ayuda de varios semidioses, y de Max, un chico de trece aos que, como Alex y Penny, tambin tiene por abuelos a los dioses. Literally what it says on the tin. Or at least that I had never let you put your stupid baby-maker dic-.