(pushes Ravi). Emma:I still haven't decided who to go out with! Jessie: (To cab driver) So then my dad, who's in the marine corps, practically blew his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a great job. Jessie:When do you stand? I know all about love! That is cold. And the winner is (A part of Emma's project falls off. But with better furniture. Austin: Not at all. Bertram: (sarcastically) Congratulations! And the rest of you,too. Zuri: Look, Bertram! Ravi:So I am Tavi,and Luke is Duke,how do you get Chantal from Jessie? (Jessie accidently hits Luke's microphone). You've got it all over you. Jessie:Don't bother. (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! No! (Hits the tentacle, it falls). Jessie:Because this error message says "Please enter a password." Tony:Sorry,but re-living out relationship is making me feel kind of uncomfortable. Jessie:Whoa,that is a giant pro! Jessie: Bertram, I have some very exciting news! Bertram:So it's going to be a horror movie? Ravi:Am I to assume I will play the role of Duke,the suave ladies' man? Mrs.Harris:Oh,well,Taylor just misses her mother more than usual lately,what with her tenth birthday coming up. Seriously,you have the memory of a goldfish! Here you can find all of the pages involving this category! Taylor:Thanks! Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! (about to kiss)(cringes). It takes five minutes to harden,and she refuses to sit still for it again! At the same time, they both say "you're fired" to Jessie) What! Emma: Why didn't you just take the suit off? Can't even afford to download one of his movies. Jessie:Guys,knock it off! (points), (scene changes to screening room,time changes to day). Maybelle just texted me,and Justin asked her to the carnival,but his sister used to date the cousin of Blake's ex-girlfriend's dog-walker,so if Maybelle says yes to Justin,and I say yes to Blake,this could get complicated! Luke:Awwhe's smiling. I have made a fortune trusting my instinctsthat, and slapping my name on everything from sunglasses to cat food. (eats sample)(muffled)Happy now? Jessie:How did you get expelled already? Taylor:Ohthat's nice,but I really don't want you to go to any trouble. Isn't this nice? You're such a procrastinator! Pull harder! (pause) Just don't mess up my pep rally! (Zuri laughs.) (Screams, Jessie slides down a tube and slams into a basket. Emma:Yeah,who do you think zips him into his costume? (Morgan laughs, and leads the group out and back home. It was just awkward playing romantic scenes with my ex,you know? Jessie: Because, the zipper got stuck and then the bus driver said he wouldn't let me on because food is not allowed. You can't get an A every time! (points to eye). was a puppet. And nothing can ruin this perfect moment. Jessie:I just always liked that name. Christina, it's me, Jessie! Jessie:The breakup was mutual,but maybe you're right. Aladdin and The King of Thieves (1996) Hercules (1997) Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997) The Spirit of Mickey (1998) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World (1998) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998) The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) Mulan (1998) By the way,nailed it!(laughs). Christina: Okay, Daddy and I will be back tomorow in time for your science fair, but first we have to fly to the set of Galactapus 2. Jessie:Emma,what is taking (slowly) so muchglitter? (Produces flowers from his tux). Jessie:I'm so happy my misery brings you joy. Jessie:That's for the comments on my script. Jessie:He's OK looking,why do you have his picture under cons? Jessie:Maybe you could bribe her with a rat? Jessie:Well,at least we're finally alone together,Toby. Jessie:Excuse him and his ridiculous conspiracy theories. Zuri: (Laughs) she doesn't know it's a bra! Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. Luke:Jessie,we know you're upset,but you can't just sit around and drown your sorrows in fro-yo. (She flips a switch on the proje'ct and it glows and turns.) It's just too weird! (thinking) I was waving at an ex-boyfriend. (shakes spatula). Be honest,unless you hated it,then be quiet. Kick,kick,sting. Jessie:That was not the reaction I expected. (introduces Emma). (points to eyebrows). I'm so afraid Ravi! Jessie:Oh,sorry. Sgt.Harris:I can't believe you're 10! Release! Zuri: It was perfect! Make me brownies. They were my favorite snacks when I was stationed in Germany. Jessie:Oh,thanks. Whatever your name was (Turns to Jessie) Hey, Jessie, wanna be my new nanny? (in shock), (scene changes to the kitchen,bus leaves in 25:00). Zuri: Don't worry Jessie; just do what I do, blame it on Luke! Coach Penny:Ugh! And I don't have the time to sit and audition tons of young,good looking guys! So I couldn't board the plane with four ounces of shampoo but he gets to carry on a velociraptor! Ravi:I needed a model for my project,and you happened to be both nearby and unconscious. Ravi:Oh,yeah? Emma:(holding a bag)OK,what's the make-up emergency? Ravi:I cannot make a mold of Luke's face without permission! Emma,I hope you and Blake enjoy the carnival! Am I clear? (Hip-hop music plays,Ravi goes on the stage), (Ravi dancing,Jessie coaches,Coach Penny paying attention), (Coach Penny realizes that Jessie is coaching). What kind of werewolf are you? Ravi! I'm going to, uh, get Mr. Kipling a snack (Ravi puts his headphones back on while Jessie goes to feed Mr. Kipling. Jessie:Now is the time to blow that whistle! . Luke:Oh,no! Enter your email address to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email. Ravi: (while playing the videogame)that is very kindbut Mr. Kipling is still a seething cauldron of anger. You look like a freckly little mannequin! Jessie:It's OK. Zuri:As soon as I get these leaves glued on the poster. Emma:Finally,my stupid brothers come in handy! (Tony runs away while holding ripped pants). (Luke is hit with a pillow, while Jessie turns to speak with Zuri.) (stops hugging) And I love you more than O-positive. Films Transcripts. It might be kind of awkward to act out our relationship on camera. Maybe even good! Luke: But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon!with extra boeuf! Itdemonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. Ravi:Uh,yes,it feels wonderful,even though you are only rubbing foam. Jessie:OK,I'm still a little blinded from the beautiful,shiny baby,but it looks you're playing tug-of-war with Luke! Jessie:Well,I thought it was awkward for you playing my boyfriend. What this movie needs is some real action,and a new leading man. Jessie:You know,there is a park across the street! (pause) Get dressed! (Cab driver closes partition screen, Jessie looks offended). Jessie:Hey,well it worked,but it says the food won't be here for 25 minutes,so can you please grab us breakfast at the deli? Jessie: Are they both horrible jerks with dead end jobs,who make you pick up the check because they left their wallet in their girlfriend's car? (Atefeh walks off as the scene shows her splashing water in her face. Luke:What's to know? It is like eating hot curry- I love it, but I always get burned in the end! Jessie: I cannot believe you kids actually went up in a helicopter! A composite of Jessie merchandise created with the images from this site: . (Screams) At least buy me dinner first! I think I have an idea. Tony:Oh,but why didn't you just ask me to play me? (pulls mask with spatula,grunts), Bertram:Hey,hey,wait! Plot [ edit] Michelle:Oh,I'm so sorry Zuri,but I'm gonna have to call you back. Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! I still have a marble lodged in my ear. Zuri:Sure,but take Jessie's. (pushes Ravi away)Where's Zuri? (pulls mask,grunts)(stops pulling)Uh-oh! Michelle:Oh,it was my pleasure. Luke:(runs to stage excitedly)Coach Penny! While she's gone,my grandma's watching me. And his little wings are wagging!(chuckles). Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! It has an escalator! Emma:So,if Michael and I got married someday,this would be our child: (kid that looks like a troll with glasses shows), Jessie:Ew. (takes collar off)This stupid collar was supposed to be good for 3 months! I love asking my old roommate from Indiana questions that the friend would have no answers to. We decided to change the site's name to AnimationScreencaps in 2018 to better reflect that we do cap many non-Disney movies too. Zuri:We're throwing a birthday party for you! You just left! Jessie:OK,you know what? Christmas Story 9. (Ravi hugs a very shaken and unstable Jessie), Jessie: You are welcome now, now if you'll excuse me, I need to change my pantsand not cause they're ripped. Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the floor. But first,smile! Huh, usually works with the dogs back home(sucessfully moves Luke to the couch.). Why does everything happen to me? I think the students should pick! Come on. (stands up)Luke,perhaps you will take comfort that some small part of you will finally receive an A! Jessie:Oh,they just emailed me my theme! And, even if you fire me for saying this, and I lose the best job I've ever had, you need to start being there for them! She takes a job as a nanny for a family of four who live in the world's most expensive penthouse on the Upper-West Side. Jessie: (reading)we're running away because we hate you Bertram: I read between the lines. Jessie:(looks at dress) Oh,man! At school,everyone judges you by how you look! I didn't,and look at me now! Jessie:Not so easy with a 40-pound shell on your back,pal! Ravi has his P.E. Zuri:Tourists? Ravi:Oh,joy! (Ross children plus Jessie shout with delight), (Zuri pulls Jessie to the couch, and stands on top of it.). Luke: No problem! Oh no. Jessie: You know what? Luke:All right,all right,all right,cheer-ladies. (stands up) Hey,did I ever tell you kids about the time I did a triple somersault at the big homecoming game? (walks to the living room)Zuri,you'd better be done,because I've been dealing with missing eyebrows,future babies,and masks held hostage,so I don't need leaf problems on top of that. We only have(checks watch)10 minutes until the bus comes. Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? Provider There are no TV Airings. Christina flips her hair). But I would just make one small change. (Ravi catches the fireplace while jumping and lands on the couch), Ravi:Huzzah! Jessie:OK,hold it,Dancing With Lizards. Luke: I wouldn't go in there if I were you! Jessie:Well,without the eyebrows,it was hard to tell! Including now,myself. Sgt.Harris:Taylor! Jessie:Hey,they gave out free drill bits and stud finders! Jessie:OK,I'm starting to see the cons of suggesting that! (The heroes rush forward. (Everyone claps for her). (takes spatula)That's my stainless steel Easy Grip 3000! (runs), (Ravi looks in shock,school bus leaves in 16:45). (dumps out spinach)Wait,these aren't my leaves! Jessie:Are you kidding? (Cab driver pulls over to The Fairfield, and Jessie slams into the partition), (Jessie is kicked out of the cab and grunts, while Zuri and Tony watch). Bertram:Uh,Tony just called. :) Subscribe via Email. Sunny,fetch mommy a pen. These would cost him 200 bucks downtown! You saved me just in time. Don't worry,we won't let it go to waste. Jessie: Created by Pamela Eells, Phil Baker, Drew Vaupen. Bertram: If she doesnt poop on the floor, its fine with me. (Stops at the stairs) And to think, you coulda had all this! You know what you can find there? Christina: Well, according to our security team, you're a straight-A student, a universal blood donor- which could come in handy with our kids-AND, you have a squeaky-clean record! Jessie: (takes the flowers and puts them in a vase)we don't have a date. ), Emma: This is a model of our solar system. Ravi:You must continue the pursuit of your cinematic aspirations! Problem solved! Zuri:I was talking about the fro-yo. Zuri:I know,Jessie. Tony:Of course. How is your science project coming? The mask is completely harmless. Christina: Emma! Emma:Ten bucks says the battery in the camera dies before we get this. You,Luke, or this Donny Brook guy! Emma:And Ravi,the cheerleaders thought your rap was so good,they want to make you the first ever male cheerleader in Walden history! Maybe a potato peeling race isn't a game for civilians. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Disney Pixar Toy Story 2002' Pull String Jessie Talking Doll 13" Hasbro Works at the best online prices at eBay! (ZOO-OO-OOM! Jessie:Yeah,yeah,yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen! Zuri:Well,you should've woken up earlier! Besides,the latrines in this place are already ship-shape. Tony:I haven't seen you at any of the pack meetings. I Think? Jessie:Wow. I found an app that takes pictures of two people and created a rendering of what their future kids might look like! Man I need that. Except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass Jessie: If you tasted the cafeteria food, you'd completely understand armadillo does not go down easy. (walks away, looks weirdly). Luke blocks her.). Ravi:And yet,the concept of bathing eludes you. And remember, corpses, don't smile at the camera! Ally: I can't believe a billion people are going to be watching you! Jessie is an American comedy television series created by Pamela Eells O'Connell that aired on Disney Channel from September 30, 2011 to October 16, 2015. Zuri,Jessie,Mrs.Harris,Taylor and Sgt.Harris:Yeah!(chuckle). You have to be out the door in 22 minutes! (Jumps up and down) Can we keep her?! (sighs)Sorry,Jessie,Chantal,whoever you are. (scene starts in the penthouse living room). ), (audience cheers indifferently(totes lame)). (Jessie just stares at Luke for a moment, then turns to Zuri's door). Jessie: (To Emma) Hey! (continues laughing). We're gonna play Pin the Stars on the General! She won't take my calls anymore. Ravi:Oh,yo-yo! They're sending up the food I ordered! Bees have entirely different temperaments,feeding habits,and not to mention nesting-. Zuri:How 'bout people stop cooking my work? assistant writer / production staff (13 episodes, 2011-2014) Cheryl Diamond . Zuri: (takes one of Jessies bras)and Im guessing this is yours? Disney Channel Scripts From Jessie Bing The Big List of Porn sites tubes cams subreddits and more May 2nd, 2018 - TBLOP The Big List of Porn 98 of porn sites suck We list the other 2 Since 2008 we find and collect quality safe adult links then sort rate and share them in this porn directory Free Porn Sites 2018 ? Muggers? Jessie:Or we could just find another modelwho can't eat us.(nods). Jessie:Aw,Zuri. disney jessie transcripts. (Everyone stares at Luke), Jessie: Ravi, time for dinner! And not asking me to do their homework! Bertram: I have no idea, but I say 'well done!'. Jessie turns and watches Luke, Emma, and Ravi chase eachother into the living room) Emma: LUKE! Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Zuri:Oprah? Did I make it on time? Ravi:Uh,there is a small chance that in my haste,I forgot to apply the non-adhesive base. Emma:We just got text reminders! (wipes off blood). Ravi:Everything will be fine. On the con side,(turns page). (shows her arms). Jessie: Help! (closes door), Jessie:You're just staying after school for a carnival! Jessie:You know,I was my school's mascot! What's the babe squad doing here? (points to a blue planet on her science project.). Contents 1 Toy Story 2 2 Toy Story 3 3 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command 3.1 Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins 4 Toy Story Toons 4.1 Hawaiian Vacation 4.2 Small Fry (walks to living room)Zuri,are you rea-uh-oh. Jessie: (hands Zuri backpack) All you had to do was collect and label 30 leaves. Let's just skip to the kissing scene,we're running out of time! The Incredibles/Transcript. Ravi:So,who is going to play Toby,the handsome Jersey doorman you fall for? Jessie:Wow,those guys came out of nowhere! Bertram:(takes a bag)The guy at the snack stand hadn't started cooking yet,so all I got was a bunch of ingredients. Zuri: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Morgan and Christina arrive late. Bertram:I'll just blend yours up,and you can drink it through one of tour nose straws. Galactopus 2: This Time It's Personal, Scene 36, Take 1. Search metadata Search text contents Search TV news captions Search radio transcripts Search archived web sites Advanced Search. by bunniefuu 01/29/23 13:33; K Some current or popular TV episode scripts: . Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Luke:Those are my deets,ladies! Luke:What's to know? What're the parents going to say?! Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! Let's bounce- (Gets up to leave. Zuri:The big one-oh is huge. Help, Ravi, help! (Ravi starts filming while Luke holds the microphone), (Jessie runs while holding luggage and falls). (Throws lunchboxes at Zuri, Ravi, and Luke. Taylor:Mrs.Obama,thank you for bringing my mom home for my birthday. Luke:He took the words right out of my mouth! Oh,Toby-. Emma:All right, Walden! Done with Jessie, done with being told what to do, done with. Bertram: Ravi! Jessie:Yeah,I'm not sure what you said,but if it means you shouldn't dance,I agree. I will always love you. (Tries to take it from Luke), Luke: I'll show you a moon! This is much more fun than playing Duck, Duck, Mongoose! Where his dimples are at 3:00 and 9:00. I have oodles of free time,because I have no social life! You can actually see the exact moment my soul gets crushed. (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Keep your tentacles to yourself, Galactopus! (about to fall down), (All help Jessie get up and say "Whoa!" Oh- That force is gravity! Emma:I don't care who wins. Now,go get him. And at least Mrs.K apologizes by leaving a rat at your door! Jessie:Why not? These ought to ward off the wedgies. She sneaks by the stage crew and ends up onstage.). If I do not turn it in,I will lose my perfect, 4.0 grade point average! Emma:(as poodle,enters the scene)Hi,hi,hi,hi! Ravi:I am a wasp. I lost four kids in two hours- that's gotta be some kind of record! Luigi is see flying with a cape as he slams his feet on to a parademon, then . Zuri:It is. Tony: Nah, I never really pay attention to who comes in and out of here. (chuckles) Will now compete to be Waldorf the Walden Wasp! Synopsis (Everyone claps for her). Emma:This is more important than marriage! I have a friend and we're throwing her a birthday party,and we need a special guest. Have you guys seen a sparkly,pink ball,with teeth marks? It's "Love". Emma:What? It's our thing. ), (Scene changes to in the lobby with the Ross children, Jessie, and Tony.). (Leads Jessie away), Jessie: Wait, no, you don't understand- my name is Jessie- Oh! Ravi:(nods)Fine with me! Bertram:(carries a plate)Craft services is here with lunch! She is a pull string cowgirl who was one of Woody 's friends on Woody's Roundup (along with Bullseye and Stinky Pete ). (To Ravi) Not you, you should never eat lead. (continues laughing). (Luke,Emma,Ravi and Zuri come back to penthouse with the bags in the elevator), (Bertram and Jessie wake up,and scream and stand up). These hips aren't as young as they used to be. Emma:It was awkward enough for those of us who had to watch it in real life. So was my dad! Bertram:Oh,so then you can fail 3 times! I've still have my lederhosen! (Aqua slices a Parademon in half) Aqua: Go go go! Bertram: (Sarcastically) No, they're sheep farmers. Emma:Jessie,I don't know what to do! Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. (stops Luke from throwing,grunts)No,stop! We only have 29 minutes! Free shipping for many products! Jessie:Thanks,guys,but this whole thing was a disaster. Jessie Categories Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. I was supposed to gather 30 different leaves,and these are all different! I promised Christina you'd be on time for school,but every morning,it's the same stupid battle! Thank you so much for bringing Taylor's mom home. Luke:Jessie,when you said I was "in charge of the boom",I thought I would get to blow stuff up! Bertram:But I worked so hard! (pushes Jessie_. Emma:Oh,having a mascot competition at the pep rally would be great for school spirit. The screenplay was written by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow, based on a story by Lasseter, Pete Docter, Stanton and Joe Ranft. (prepares to throw mask). You worked really hard on this, you should be proud of yourself! Jessie:Emma,(knocks on the door)you'd better be dressed! Zuri is on the steps.) Ravi:I know! Tony:You mean during the filming,or while we were dating? (A fake tentacle grabs Jessie, and lifts her up. Now,put some make-up on your brother. No matter what. Now get to work,before he wakes up! OK,can we finally get the first shot! (walks away). (Ravi hits Luke so the head comes off,but Luke's head isn't inside). (laughs with Emma, Luke, Ravi, and Zuri), (Time changes to night, scene changes to living room), (Bertram walks in while holding a flowerpot). Ravi: I must leave too. Plus,she was stationed in Germany. Jessie: Well,try harder! Jessie:Hey! It's basically detention with snow cones! And so beautiful! I put stuff off until the last minute, and you do it for me! sugar leaves turning purple; michael phelps cousins; beautiful smile in portuguese; michelle ritter eric schmidt; goodwill employee handbook illinois; houses for rent in pa no credit check; boston marathon 2023 qualifying window; rick stein's mediterranean escapes recipes; Michelle:Wow,this must really be important. Once again, you are first on the Naughty Board. Jessie has an idea when she sees the costumes. Why isn't it coming off? Your eyes remind me of a full baboon. Jessie: I came to tell you how much Emma wants you to be at her science fair. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. Ravi: Stupid videogame! Once he reaches a cratered area, he lowers himself and closes his jetpack. (Scene changes back to penthouse in the TV room). Jessie: Aww, thank you sweetie, but I didnt come all the way from Fort Hood, in Texas, just to be a babysitter. Jessie:Wait,you mean,I have to go to school today? Jessie: (hits Bertram with magazine) Bertram: Ow! (scene changes to kitchen,cutting potatoes). Jessie:Where's a silver bullet when you need one? Ravi, help! Emma:Or feel free to sit there slack-jawed. Emma:Actually,I'm going to say yes to Michael. Jessie:Oh,that's supposed to say "lizard". But,like I always say,when life gives you eggs,make a frittata! Jessie:OK,now,remember what we talked about. (Grabs Zuri and Ravi, and Luke follows them. blockbuster store still open near haarlem. You wouldn't know a latrine from a hole in the ground,which sometimes it is. Tony:No,I'm talking to you,Jessie. Ravi:By the way,you yelled just a tad. Zuri:(stands up)I have one too! Jessie: I told you I wouldn't do that anymore after I had to play George Washington in your school's history pageant. Wasp mascot humor. That's it! Kinda smells like this:(exhales deeply/shows her breath). Get it? (Jessie picks up the controller and plays the game) Eat lead metalhead! And more cardboard-y. Jessie:OK,don't worry,I'm sure Ravi can get the plaster off.And those bugs were good,free-range protein. Jessie: (Screams) Help, help! Jessie: OK,after my whole hot dog debacle, I realized I needed to do something to take my career to the next level. (Continues fumbling through purse) Someone must have stolen it(Laughs weakly) I don't suppose I can pay you in lip gloss and breath mints? And now that I've split my pants,it's a little too drafty. Jessie:I'm exhausted,but I'm (finishes typing) done! Give me back my moon! Aliens have landed and stolen my eyeballs! gemini and scorpio parents gabi wilson net worth 2021. disney jessie transcripts. They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! Zuri:Or we can do something fun that doesn't involve barbed wire,and mud.(nods). Zuri: I'm the good child. It's not working! Zuri:Can we roll back tuck-in times for America's youth? When threatened,I'd roll over and play dead like the football team. She only eats rats that are slow-roasted in an heirloom tomato reduction. That's not very sanitary! Judge: Well, students- You're all a disgrace and the reason this country is 28th in science! ), Jessie: (Screams) Gross! I can't even get one guy to call me back! Jessie:There's no time to be gentle! (walks to the elevator), Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year. Tony:(as werewolf/Toby)I don't care that our two kinds are forbidden to love,we belong together! (rubs legs) Back in a minute! voice director: additional (98 episodes, 2011-2015) Kevin John Rogers . Jessie: Emma, listen- I know your parents can't be here physically, but that doesn't mean they're not with you! Zuri:Really? Jessie: Oh, I just need to speak to Morgan or Christina Ross. Pretzels with hot mustard,turkey schnitzel,and sauerkraut balls. (chuckles), (story starts in a car when Luke is driving). I'm on it! Jessie:OK,(grunting to get up)let's try 'er again. Jessie Thomson . dialogue coach (39 episodes, 2014-2015) Peter Szilagyi . Ravi,is the water effect ready? A Troll in Central Park/Transcript. Girl Meets Jessie Transcript. Jessie:Luke,give back the mask,you're late!